Pete and Donnie

Little ditty ‘bout Pete and Donnie Two incompetent fools who are the worst that can be Peetie wanna be a war hero Donnie gonna sit back, and kiss his crypto Kickin’ out experience, keepin’ the loyalists Donnie started a war of choice his bad decisions are reckless Donnie say hey Peetie why don’t you get some target practice Go blow up those drug boats based on no evidence Oh yeah, his war goes on Gas prices go up Poll numbers go down Oh yeah, his war goes on Gas prices go up Poll numbers go down Peetie can’t count the low missile inventory He proves again he’s unfit for duty Well not to worry they will start a shady company Win a no-bid deal, and save Epic Fury Oh yeah, his war goes on Gas prices go up Poll numbers go down Oh yeah, his war goes on Gas prices go up Poll numbers go down Gonna go on Fox Talk to Joe Tell the MAGA cult his lies on Truth Social The rest of us though can’t wait for him to go Back to Mar-a-Lago and let’s end this ****show Oh yeah, his war goes on Gas prices go up Poll numbers go down Oh yeah, his war goes on Gas prices go up Poll numbers go down Little ditty ‘bout Pete and Donnie Two incompetent fools DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!